As I was organizing my closet, I found the very first love letter I received from a boy. It's already yellowing at the edges and a bit fragile but it brought a smile nonetheless. Now, I am looking for a bloke who could make me smile and take care of ...

Baring every inch of my body and letting my mates watch me as I pleasure myself is the ultimate fantasy. I'd love to give them a show that they're never going to forget. And maybe let them have a touch or two if they behave themselves.

I'm not ashamed to admit that my mind is filled with filthy thoughts day in, day out. If only you could see and hear my thoughts, you'd probably become randy right there and then. This is why, even at noon, I'm on the sofa wanking.

Having such a filthy mind makes normal conversations much more interesting. I love it when someone tells me dirty jokes out of the blue. My wicked sense of humour lets me enjoy life, never gonna have a boring moment with me.

Watching erotic videos after coming home from work has been a good habit of mine. It's surprising how it can make me feel full despite not having my dinner. It has also been my sleeping pill for quite some time now.