One thing that I despise is my tits being ignored when shagging. I want my nipples to be lapped at and tweaked into hard peaks. Bitten and covered in hickeys as a prick is being driven deep into my arsehole. Is that really too much to ask?

I may not have a fanny like the one that the real girls have but at least, I have gigantic thrupney bits that will surely give blokes the satisfaction they need. I am also confident that my sweet ass is already enough to make any bloke cum.

Most of the sluts here are only seeking for attention and appreciation. I am nothing of that sort. I am here to satisfy my inner sexual desires. I don't want your attention and affections. All I want is your cock to be up in my ass.

The only thing that I wish right now is to stumble upon someone who is willing to dirty chat with me all night long or until I am pleased enough to release my baby batter. It has been long since I became sexually pleased in bed so I hope to find that...

I am a woman with dark humour. The only thing darker than the jokes I love is my soul. I make fun of things that most people would find offensive and disgusting. I take amusement in watching the suffering of others. Send me a cup of tea if you also t...