I used to be a hopeless romantic, waiting around for my prince to finally swoop in and whisk me away to his castle. But reality dawned when I realised that I've been single for years now. Long story short, no more sitting on my bum and wasting time n...

The best kind of sex is full of theatrics. Putting on a show for my partner and having all of their attention on me is thrilling. I get excited whenever I get the chance to show off my sultry strip teases and get to dress up in skimpy costumes.

As I was organizing my closet, I found the very first love letter I received from a boy. It's already yellowing at the edges and a bit fragile but it brought a smile nonetheless. Now, I am looking for a bloke who could make me smile and take care of ...

Instead of breaking my heart, why not break my asshole? You are more than welcome to fuck up my ass. Just make sure you will not also fuck up my life. I am a complete anal slut, so I would pretty much enjoy it if you ruin my bum.

I can't help but feel a little bit offended when a lad reads this but doesn't send me anything. I mean, what's stopping you from sending me a message? Am I not that attractive for you? Or maybe you find me a bit intimidating or something.